Beyond the Cabin in the Woods

11
Feb

The Conjuring

The Conjuring

 

With Polterguest Jack, your Polterguides watched the “real life” story of The Conjuring. Supernatural investigators The Warrens check out an old house with a bad history. We had a lot of opinions about this movie. The Warrens. Witches. Demons. Possessions. Exorcisms. And creepy dolls.

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: James Wan

Written by: Chad Hayes, Carey W. Hayes

Released: 2013

Quote: Sometimes, when you get haunted, it’s like stepping in gum.

Poll: After the second game of hide-n-clap, would you stay? Or call the Warrens?

Rule: If a dog doesn’t like a thing, it is a bad thing, and you should abandon it (the thing, not the dog).

 

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28
Jan

The Girl With All the Gifts

Your Polterguides watched the post-apoc fungus-zombie flick The Girl with All the Gifts. We really enjoyed this movie and you will too! Glenn Close is amazing and the Hungries are super creepy.

#notallwhiteprotagonists

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Colm McCarthy

Written by: Mike Carey

Released: 2016

Quote: It’s not over. It’s just not yours anymore

Poll: Is it morally acceptable, or praiseworthy, or even obligatory, to commit genocide when your own race is in imminent danger of extinction.

Rule: There is not rule that will help you in this world – you’re on your own.

 

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12
Jan

Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

Your Polterguides would like to apologize in advance for their rendition of “There’s a Light.” We’re so sorry.

The Polterguides watched the Universal Classic Bride of Frankenstein.  The 1935 classic holds up amazingly well after more than 80 years. Your Polterguides loved Mary Shelly’s sass, Dr. Praetorius’ little people in jars, and what actually went into the new monster’s brain.

If you haven’t seen Bride, SEE IT. You’ll notice its influence on everything from Weird Science to the Rocky Horror Picture Show (hence the weird cat-like screeching we subject you to at the beginning).

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: James Whale

Written by: William Hurlbutt, based on the story by Mary Shelly

Released: 1935

Quote: To a new world of gods and monsters. Mwua ha ha ha!

Poll:  Which is scarier – Monsters? Or Man?

Rule: Make sure people want to be your friend.

 

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10
Jan

Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Survived 2017!

 

Your Poulterguides review 2017, our fav movies, our fav episodes, and what we're looking forward to in 2018.

Adrean couldn't be with us for the recording, but we have a special Adrean segment added in.

Enjoy, and, hey! Check us out on Twitter, Facebook, or Insta and tell us what you're looking forward to. Let us know if you have a suggestion for a movie we need to see.

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25
Dec

Gremlins

Hey, Merry Christmas to all our good Ghouls out there! Here’s a bonus Christmas episode for you! We watched Gremlins, surely one of the most classic of classic Christmas movies! Your Polterguides talk Gremlins trivia, from spider monkeys in gremlin costume to malfunctioning Gizmo robots and how remarkably progressive this movie is.

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Joe Dante

Written by: Chris Columbus

Released: 1984

Quote: You know, I bet every kid in America is gonna want one of these.

Poll: Why is Gizmo good?

Rule: Just follow the rules

 

 

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15
Dec

A Nightmare on Elm Street

 

Your Polterguides along with polterguest Mac watched the 1984 classic A Nightmare on Elm Street.

We talk about our own bad dreams, crop tops for men, Johnny Depps career arc, and the beauty of good practical effects.

 

Dear David

The Perils of Being Disbelieved (Why didn’t you believe her?)

IMDB Synopsis

 

Written and directed by: Wes Craven

Released: 1984

Quote: God, I look twenty years old!

Poll: What the hell actually happened at the end?

Rule: When being chased by a monster, just rewatch Home Alone (but give yourself more than 20 minutes!)

 

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4
Dec

Rob Zombie’s Halloween (2007)

 

With Polterguest Mac, we discuss the Rob Zombie take on Halloween, which we dub the Michael Myers Origin Story. Bloodier and grittier than the Carpenter version, Zombie turns Michael Myers from an inhuman monster into a sympathetic victim of his own upbringing.

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Rob Zombie

Written by: Rob Zombie, based on the screenplay by John Carpenter and Debra Hill

Released: 2007

 

Quote: You and that army of shirt-tuckers up there, you know exactly where he’s going!

Poll: What horror movie would you like to see Rob Zombie remake?

Rule: All any monster needs is a good hug.

 

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17
Nov

Gerald’s Game

 

Your Polterguides talk about Gerald’s Game.  We talk about kink-shaming, really offensive jokes, more kink-shaming, the need for frank conversation about sexy-time adventures, appropriate packing of sex toys, good doggos v. bad doggos, and Stephen King projects in general.

 

IMDB Synopsis

Written and Directed by: Mike Flanagan

Released: 2017

Quote: I’m pretty sure you just lost your mind. Seeing a dog eating your husband will do that.

Poll: How would you have attempted to escape.

Rule: Have a safe word. Respect the safe word.

 

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5
Nov

Happy Death Day

 

Groundhog Day in college with murder. We talk about our Hogwarts houses, our college experiences, problems with purchasing women’s pants, availability of Vans, and a few things we just saw really differently.

 

IMDB Synopsis

Director: Christopher Landon

Writer: Scott Lobdell

Released: 2017

Quote: How do you not know who Bill Murray is?

Poll: Would you have eaten the cupcake?

Rule: Don’t be a dick (aka the Wheaton Rule)

 

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27
Oct

Trick ‘r Treat

 

Because we love you, our good ghouls, we’re releasing an extra episode – about the fantastic Trick ‘r Treat. Four interwoven stories in a town with a dark past that celebrates Halloween with a passion. It’s fast paced and well written, with surprises and scares and the adorable Sam, the murderous Halloween spirit who enforces the traditions of the holiday.

 

IMDB Synopsis

Written and directed by: Michael Dougherty

Air date: 2007

Quote: Oh yeah, there’s another tradition. Always check your candy.

Poll: If you were Rhonda, would you have let those kids back on the elevator?

Rule: Respect the Holiday; Don’t break the rules

 

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